Top 5 Weirdest People On The Subway

In your life, you are going to encounter a lot of odd and rather strange people. And there’s a good chance that a lot of those encounters are going to happen on the subway because let’s face it there’s a whole other world down there where a lot of strange things take place and that’s what we’re going to be talking about today. Alright, let’s get started on our list of the Top 5 Weirdest People On The Subway.

5. Moss Man

I’m really hoping this person is dressed like this because it’s Halloween. But I’m willing to bet that’s not the case based on this woman’s expression.

Why someone would feel the need to cover themselves in moss I couldn’t tell you. The only reason I’ve seen someone dressed like this is if they’re hunting or something and trying to camouflage themselves and blend into their surroundings.

But if you were this on the subway then you’ll definitely be standing out instead of blending in. and I’m sure there’s no way it smells good in there.

4. Head of Lettuce

Yeah umm..there’s no real reason for someone to do this. Are they trying to start a new fashion trend?…maybe. did they think this would cool them down? …possibly.

But I mean really? If this is something you enjoy doing maybe it’s one of those things that you should do in the privacy of your own home.

As much as I’m all about originality and people being their authentic selves this is a little much. But hey if you like walking around with lettuce on your head then you do you. Heck maybe I’m missing out on a great thing here and I don’t even know it.

And now that im looking at it closer it kind of looks like a cabbage leaf no t a lettuce leaf…now im even more confused.

3. Whos Hungry

Here we have a woman who doesn’t like to waste time. That’s pretty innovative thinking if you ask me. After working a long day the last thing you want to do is have to go home and cook dinner instead of spending quality time with your family.

She’s being smart and getting the prep work out of the way. She came all prepared she even has a cutting board. That’s how you know she means business.

Now, this could backfire if someone was allergic to whatever it was you were cutting. Or…wait a minute…is she chopping onions? If she is that’s kinda rude. She’s going to get the whole subway car crying.

2. Rhino on Board

Could you even imagine if one day you’re just sitting on the subway and then all of a sudden this fellow makes his way onto your train? I mean it’s pretty hilarious.

But oh my god does that ever look like an uncomfortable costume. That head must weigh a ton and just look at the size of that horn. the poor person inside there can’t even sit down.

We can’t really see what the sign above the head says but let’s hope this was for a good cause. Or who knows maybe this person just likes wearing rhino costumes in their spare time?

1. 4 Princes

There’s just really no reason for this. No one’s eyes should have to be objected to this. It’s wrong on a bunch of levels. Like are you guys good? I mean look at them they don’t look too happy- do they?.

They’re all crying or pouting. Except that one sassy one in the middle sticking his tongue out. From what I can see of the other passengers on the subway it appears like it’s warmer weather if I’m going off what they’re wearing.

So you know hopefully these guys aren’t too chilly. It’s not looking too nippy out. So you know that’s good. and there you have it that’s our list of the top 5 weirdest people on the subway.