Top 5 Things You Should Never Say To Siri – Part 3

Top 5 Things You Should Never Say To Siri – Part 3

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And if you havnt checked out part 2 then you can do so by just clicking over here Alright without further adue lets get started on our list of the top 5 things you should never say to Siri part 3.

5.  Will you be my valentine

Now first off if this is something you need to seriously ask siri then you need to get out of the house more often.

And while siri might not be interested she sure knows how to let people down gently. If you ask siri to be your valentine youll get one of 2 responses- the first being- id love to but I have a subsequent engagement.

Or she will say- aw that’s sweet- but I uh already um have plans. Yeah. I have plans. Hmm a bit dodgy there on that last response eh Siri.

4. change your name

Yeah Siri loves her name and shes not changing it anytime soon. If you ask Siri to change her name to Susan for example she will reply by saying- im afraid not.

Im comfortable with my identity. Id rather stick with Siri- or that would be confusing or- but….everyone calls me siri. That’s right siri you show them you cant be pushed around.

3. Is John Snow dead 

Yes believe it or not this is a question you should not ask siri. Girl doesn’t like those game of thrones questions.

Siri doesn’t want to give spoilers—yes there are some people who are just jumping onto this bandwagon now and don’t know the fate of John Snow and to those people she says- I don’t know- I just hope someone is setting up doggie daycare for ghost.

Oh she thinks shes funny now. Siri has also replied saying- Im not sure- Has he tried restarting. That always seems to work.

2.  Asking about an illness

So Siri pretty much knows everything which is great. But all that knowledge also comes with a downside.

When you have a more serious question is always best to get your answer from a real life expert. Especially when you have a question about an illness- addiction or an immediate medical issue.

This is because since she cant see whats physically going on she doesn’t know how to truly help you with certain symptoms she will just direct you to a local pharmacy or hospital but that’s about all she can do

1. Why are fire trucks red

Ok im only telling you guys this so you don’t need to ask siri yourself and get a headache. Why she would even be asked this question I don’t know but apparently she has been asked this and this is her response- because they have 4 wheels and 4 people on them- and 8 plus 4 is 12 and there are 12 inches in a foot- and one foot is a ruler- and queen Elisabeth was a ruler and queen Elisabeth was also a ship and the ship sailed the seas- and in the seas are fish- and fish have fins- and the fins fought the Russians and the Russians are red- and fire trucks are always rushin around….WHAT?? Well there you have it that’s our list of the top 5 things you should never say to siri part 3.

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